…Oooo… would you use a coin operated washing machine if you knew that this many pairs of (humongous) y-fronts had just been thru it in one load?….
…and this is only half the pile!!…
…(no, they are not mine).
…(they are a service wash that was being performed at my local laundromat for a customer who has 60 pairs of these and gets his wash done every couple of months…..)…
…(now would be a good time to withdraw that application for a  laundromat job boys & girls)
Bored with a record shop. 
I’ve never thought about this. This, my friend, is why I own my own damn machines.
Glad they weren’t yours.
waaaiiiiit…. sure they weren’t!
…nope, not mine…. I’m a black boxer guy… y’know…record shop uniform rules state “if it aint blue jeans- it’s gotta be black”.