No Introduction Required

..or explanation…

…or input from we, the people, at all….

…but you can be assured that an internal enquiry is under way.

Environmentally Sound

 

…mentally sound….not so much.

Sporting Achievement Through Chemistry

 

…at least with all that stuff in their systems they wont be able to reproduce.

Of Wheeled Vehicles And Stimulating Concoctions

…not sure how Governmentzilla became involved in this, yet to be inaugurated, charity event….

…it may have been that he was just lying around in the sketchbook at the time…

….and there’s not really going to be too much complaining if we test controlled substances on politicians…

…is there?

….(N.I.M.E.O… “not-in-my-elected-official”…it could be a thing, right?)…

Drugs In Sport

… the recently completed Tour De France, another previous winner of said bike race coming out about drug use, a high profile track athlete getting busted for a bad sample and a call for drugs to be legalised in sport (because prohibition isn’t working!!!!) coincide nicely with a bunch of ‘toons I scrawled around the time of Lance’s downfall….

 

…he went to jail for that…right?

..(number 1 in a series of 3)…

The Waihopai Spy Base Of Your Dreams

…is it my imagination or is our governments (and yours, dear foreigners) attitude towards surveillance, the doing of & the tech for the doing, similar to that of a 13 year old boy with his first handful of porn?…

 

…Waihopai, GCSB, PRISM….if-your-not-being-bad-you-don’t-need-to-worry….

…for those of you who aren’t from around here,…the Waihopai Spy Base is an American sponsored thorn in our NZ asses…

…not ours, not necessary, not giving me a stiffy, not going away any time soon.

Recently Used Adult Nappy

…if you haven’t been following this series of cartoons in my “UK Toons” category then you probably won’t recognise the item Mrs. Axelgrinder hands our young hero for what it really is…

…hence the title.

Changed Mind About Decorating

…thought it might take less time if I used the design as place mats for the dining room table…

 

…or maybe tea towels.

I’m Decorating

….this is the paper pattern I’m working on for the hallway…

…I figure it wont take more than 10 years to complete.

Edward Lear

….was nowhere near ….

…then Pete Gutteridge came thru the door in a far from coherent state… he’d not been able to sleep last night after dental surgery and needed herding towards my door (exit) and his bed (entry)….

…completely stuffed my train of thought…

…now I’m peeing green.

….(this doesnt even make a weak attempt at rhyme or rhythm)….

…(apologies to Edward Lear and poets everywhere)