…if you’re not from NZ or familiar with the vagaries of requisitioning sustenance from traditional NZ Fish & Chip shops….
…”scoop” is a time honoured measurement for chips or “fries”….
….3 scoops will not be enough to feed a family of 5000….
…”um” is the time honoured way to start any order in a takeaway establishment in NZ…
…be sure you are staring blankly at the menu board when you utter this term.
Bored with a record shop. 
Umm, Excellent.
…um…thank you…
wonderful
…thank you….
I love Kiwi fish and chips. And your Jesus is hilarious!
…dude….that’s everyones Jesus…except for the muslims….they don’t really want a Jesus as far as I can tell…
Ha! No…I don’t think they do. You’re a Kiwi?
…kinda…my folks bought me over here as a pre-schooler…so I’ve got the accent but can travel as a Brit’…
Akshully Jesus and John the Baptist are in the 25 prophets recognised by Islam, and his mum Mary is also mentioned as the “holiest” of women.Not that I buy into any of this but just saying y’know.
…(blush)…apologies to my Muslim brethren & sisteren…also don’t buy it… but am not one to deny others their beliefs…so long as your not f**king up other folk in anyones name or …your all fine with me…