Boink Exciting And New

…come aboard. We’re expecting you…

 

…And Boink, life’s sweetest reward….

…Let it flow….it floats back to you…

 

…on the Boink Boooooooaaat.

 

Alien Reproduction

 

….now….take any popular tune and replace the word “love” with the word “boinky”….

…that’ll keep you out of mischief for awhile.

 

 

…(stay tuned, this goes on for a bit).

I Have A Feeling

…that this may have been done for Chris Knox’s “Jesus-On-A-Stick” anthology comic…

 

…but don’t have any notes or reference material (like copies of JoS)…to place it there for sure…

…it may have just been Easter.

 

Stuffed If I Know

 

…or destuffed as the case may be.

Customer Training And Recycling

…right, bring your old bags back….

…you know, the brick red ones that I’ve been using for the last 4 1/2 years…

 

……mmmm, brick red bags…

…I went to my brick red bag supplier to purchase some more brick red bags the other day…

…seems they don’t make ’em any more…

…I got the last pack…

…so bring in your old ones to stave off the inevitable…

…because there’s now only one colour of bag that will take the shop stamp….

 

…hurry, before stocks go bright green.

If A Job Is Worth Doing

 

…it’s worth doing with a blender.

Airing The Dirty Laundry

 

…is your mother a smoke & mirrors/indian rope trick mother?

…(mine was).

Silent Treatment

A. Kitty Merchandising

…might look something like this…

…but less pink…

 

…and no dashboard sheep.

Everybody Now

…one more time…

…maybe I should try something else now.