…that could have been funnier if I’d called Mrs. A’s hubby Mick or Keef way back when I first introduced him as a character….
…would any one have noticed if I’d changed his name just this once?…
…would Mick or Keef notice that I’d suggested they needed the mould cleaned off them?
Bored with a record shop. 
You could have changed his name just this once! But the explanation after the comic works too cause that was damn funny.
Poor Albert… can’t even catch a break in death. Damp I tell you. Damp.
…to be honest it may not have been damp or Albert…it was probably the dog…
ARF!
…or Pamo….