…..”Fat White Jesus Busts Some Light-sabre Moves In The Desert Before Performing The Miracle Of Turning Camel Pats Into Pizzas And Ass Wee Into Wine Beer”……

…but around here we affectionately refer to it as “pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew”…..

…acrylic & pyrography on recycled ply… 450 x 890 sans the re-purposed, “failed” crackle pattern frame…colours by Resenes (yay test-pots!)….


…a big shout out to the all makers of retro paint by numbers for the mesa “guidelines”…..without you this would have been crap…..
I rather like this one.
…would Phil let you hang it in the living room?….
No room left I already have 6 of mine in there 🤣
I’d have it in my shed though!
…what about the kitchen?….
wouldn’t fit. 🙂
…back of the toilet door?….
Wrong colour scheme 🙄
…back to the painting board….
Pew!
….indeed…
Beautiful!
…thank you William…