It’s How You Hold The Stick

…as much as what the stick sticks into.

For The Sake Of Your Health

…what’s that burning smell?

Back To The English Note Book

…ooo…ran out of fresh stories, so it’s back to where I was before I got side tracked by Dereks & Nigels & Planets filled with chicken-things…

…back to the screeds of stuff I wrote whilst operating a press-brake in a metal work factory in the UK…or under the influence of beer/cider…or under the influence of my Cousin Phil & his delightfully scatological kids…..

…smoothie anyone?

The Licences Just Keep Coming

…like land fill from the elderly &/or infirm.

For Clarification

…there you go…

….clear as mud.

You Will Only Fall For It Once

…but you will fall for it.

Who Knows

…or who nose.

Now That The Lads Are On Brand

…it’s safe to go back to the cereal…

 

….or is it.

The Angle Of Your Mangle

 

…can cause a friend to strangle.

Written Well Before The Grand Hotel Budapest

…which I highly recommend as a movie….

 

…but not if your sitting next to Mrs. Axelgrinder.

 

…(guzunder?….goes-under!…as in goes under the bed….y’know).

 

 

…(this is one of those career-humps…I completed this cartoon at A3 in black & white in 2010…muffed the last frame but didn’t admit to it till after I’d inked it….now re-done at A4 in colour & much happier with the end result…I can move on & can almost smell the recently discarded adult nappies in the light fixtures and plant pots…..aaaah…).