Mad Cow Disease

….aaah….1990, when all we had to worry about was our brains turning to swiss cheese because we’d eaten processed beef in the UK….

 

…they were simpler times.

Rebranding For Wealth And Prosperity

…oh boy, it is quiet today…. this run of fine weather has all the punters out playing at the beach or some such similar outdoor pursuit…. my brain is healing over with boredom…..

…so I’ve decided to re-brand as a fast food outlet…. everyone eats, therefore it stands to reason that I will earn a lot more money  if I become restaurant that sells burgers and fries that will make your kids shut-up and fat….

…you can call me Ron…

….have a nice day.