You Always Knew There Would Be A Third One

 

…and that’s enough of that.

Starting The New Year As I Mean to Go On

 

…with poorly drawn, badly written butt-jokes.

Jesus Wants You For A Smoke Free Sunbeam

 

…and that is the end of the widely ignored Butt Zombie Series.

Butt Zombie Vs

 

…Puss-Puss…

…no contest.

The Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The

…Butt Zombies!!!

 

…”butt-zombies?” you ask “what the fuck is he on about now”…

….let me define….

…as the NZ Gov’ raises the price of tobacco, the occurrence of guys (yes, they are all men) who walk along the edge of the footpath/sidewalk with their heads cocked to one side and their eyes firmly glued to the gutter increases…

…they even have an almost sideways shuffle peculiar to their like…

…voila!…butt-zombies.

Japanese Monster Movie In My Head

…which was probably just as well for the rest of the world at the time that this ‘toon was conceived…

 

…having said that, my good friend Dee assures me that this is a very accurate portrayal of my demeanour during nicotine withdrawal.

…(note spelling correction at top….”let ’em know it’s done by hand,son!”…..or…. “can’t change that now the ink is on, you idiot!”).