Outed Grinch

…choosing to be on nightshift can often mean that you are unintentionally excluded from participating in the day to day group activities of a busy, team oriented workplace….

…there’s been considerable excitement at ours about a company wide, branch versus branch Xmas “decorate-the-office-competition” …

…someone even managed to borrow a float from Dunedin’s Santa Parade for group photos….of course they were arranged to take place whilst I would be sound asleep….

…I know I’m renowned for my anti Xmas-spirit…but deep down I’m a competitive bastard and was starting to feel a little left out…..the float was in the shed when I arrived at work and that note on the notice board did say I could shift it if I needed to…..

…so I had my own Santa Parade….

…so little time….so much to do…..

…so you should probably dock me 20 minutes for pissing about, Boss…

…jingle bells…

…(and the photos? ….. taken the next day before I clocked out!)…..

Warning To All My Brethren And Sistren In Logistics And Retail

…unlike the first robin of spring but similar to the ground hog on ground hog day….

…the first pallet of Xmas crap stock arrived in the warehouse last night…

…it’s coming boys and girls….

…earlier every year, I swear…

…brace yourselves….

…(…also note inverted “caution” symbols…it’s not even October and your shit is already upside down!….)….

Beware The Xmas Squirrel

…beware the xmas squirrel!!!….IMG_7209IMG_7211IMG_7212IMG_7213

…BEWARE THE XMAS SQUIRREL!

 

 

….(…. I must have missed the memo on this one…seems that evil looking, lit-from-the-inside squirrels are all the rage for Christmas decor this year…)…

…(must rush to the post xmas deco’ sales and secure some today!).

Surround Drowned

…in Xmas Lps…IMG_6961

…jingle bells…IMG_6962

…jingle bells…IMG_6963

..jingle bells…IMG_6964

…jingle bells…IMG_6965

…jingle bells…IMG_6966

…jingle bells…IMG_6967

…jingle bells…IMG_6968

…jingle bells…IMG_6969

…jingle bells…

 

 

…and the award for “Creepiest-Santa-On-A-Record-Label” goes to….

 

IMG_6971…jingle bells.

Working On The Principles

…that the kids have all stopped googling “Santa”…

…and that the big guy himself is now on holiday…

…I’m hoping this won’t affect the contents of my stocking next Xmas….Scan 547 Scan 548 Scan 549 Scan 550

 

….but I’m not holding my breath.

Troubled Sleeping

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…I’m dreaming of a shite government… just like the ones we always knew…

…(sung to the tune of “White Christmas”).