The Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The

…Butt Zombies!!!

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…”butt-zombies?” you ask “what the fuck is he on about now”…

….let me define….

…as the NZ Gov’ raises the price of tobacco, the occurrence of guys (yes, they are all men) who walk along the edge of the footpath/sidewalk with their heads cocked to one side and their eyes firmly glued to the gutter increases…

…they even have an almost sideways shuffle peculiar to their like…

…voila!…butt-zombies.

Originally Titled

…something like…”The Proletariat Disappears Up The Right-Wing-Banker-Tax-Breaks-For-The-Rich-Interest-Hike-Petrol-Price-Rise Arse Of Our Current Government”Scan 76

 

..but I changed it to “Give Me A Goddam Cigarette”.

Make A Helicopter Noise

…now sing the next bit in a Jim-Morrison-from-the-Doors voice….Scan 53

 

…and that, boys and girls, is why you shouldn’t take up smoking in the first place…

…nicotine withdrawal is like tripping in a Saigon Hotel room at the end of the Vietnam conflict.