Signs Of An Improving Economy

…to protect his identity the customer who came in with this beautiful example of a plastic money box shall be here in referred to as “B”….

….customer “B”….

 

…encouraging news on the financial front, folks…

…the economy has lifted enough so that, not only can customer “B” afford to buy a house, but he can also squander the remainder of his life savings on records…..

 

…or is that… now that customer “B” has bought a house he is reduced to cat burgling children’s money boxes to support his record buying habit?…

…(and yes , this is really how customer “B” paid for his latest vinyl fix…and as far as I’m aware, no children were robbed in  the making of his purchase).

Based On Past Performance

…and current behaviour…

…I have every confidence that the NZ Governmentzilla will handle the GCSB bill with the care & concern that only they are capable of…

….yay.

…(and I spelt ticker-tape wrong).

NZ Asset Sales

…just saying.

Current Economic Climate

…oh woe is me…

…the desperation involved with running a small biz in these uncertain economic times…

…what I need is a “fool-proof” way to generate a living income…

…without having to up-skill or sell-ass…

…something like those marvellous e-mails I get from Nigeria…

..but not involving I.T. ability…

…I have neat hand writing…

…postcards…scam postcards…

 

…yes, with a little fine tuning, that might just work.