Liberate Your Mattress Today

…feral bed-ware sighted on the way to work…

 

…it’s nice to set things free….

…but maybe ask yourself how good that gaffa tape is for your mattress’s new found environment before you do.

Our Environment

…is full of stuff

 

…your stuff, my stuff, stuff that came outta an octopuss…

…in a can.

Just When You Thought It Was Safe

 

…to fart in your natural environment.

Apologies To Fliquet

…my second cousin…

 

…she came up with the concept that Foo Foo eating his own vomit is re-cycling…

…sorry, Fliq’, that it took so long to see completion.

….(this “concept” taken from a large stock of ideas written at my cousin Phil & family’s kitchen table…only about 170 pages worth of bad-ideas to go…).

While On The Subject Of Deposits Into Accounts

 

…recently used adult nappies…

…reduce your carbon poop-print…

…todays “fossil” fouling could be tomorrows fossil fuel.

 

Fetch

 

…here at Boredinarecordshop we do not advocate disposing of your recently used nappies, adult or otherwise in this manner…

…that is what landfill is for.