They Do

…shoot Santas,  that is…

 

…well, Mrs. A’ does….

 

 

…(I’m really not getting any more presents ever, am I?).

Another One

…and thankfully the last…

 

…the conversation that spawned this and the other road-worker/Abba mash-up hit upon only 2 Abba tunes that this character will work with….

…and I’m sure that you’ll agree that if you come up with any others that we may have missed you’ll keep them to yourself so as not further encourage this sort of behaviour.

Where Have All The Abba Albums Gone

…don’t ask me how the stop/go guy suddenly became the reason that I can’t secure good quality Abba albums for the shop…the conversation that evening was just working that way, alright?…

…supposedly it’s what’s going thru their heads when they are standing there trying to decide wether you are deserved of passing thru whatever obstruction they are there to guard the gate of….

 

…no, I never worry about my mental state, that’s for you, dear reader, and the authorities to lose sleep over.

The Trouble With Composing An Explanation In Your Head

…is that by the time you come to type it, it’s bloody well disappeared…

…I really need my internal monologue to become more external and involve a shit-load more pencil action…

…something something something, that yeh/nah thing that Kiwis do when you ask them to answer a yes/no question, something something something, possible origins, something something something…

 

…you’ll figure it out and get back to me….won’t you?

Still Going On About The Soup Cans

 

…still misusing David Bowie’s Space Oddity…

…still not sure where this stuff comes from.

Twas The Day Before Xmas

…and all thru the shop…

 

…not a Too Tone was stirring ….

…not even to blog.

Many happy recoveries from the season. T xx.

Episode Eleventy Seven

 

..use the paternity test, Luke.

Jesus Wants You For A Smoke Free Sunbeam

 

…and that is the end of the widely ignored Butt Zombie Series.

Who Ate All The Jeez

 

…Puss-puss did, that’s who.

 

…(not making sense?…read yesterdays instalment…)…

Who Ate All The Beans

 

…beans.