…after selling all the tickets of Feastock 2014…
…Seedy had chewed his nails so far down that he had to switch to pineapple lumps…
..Crispy appeared to be filming blind…
…and Callum was behind the stacks practicing his “thank-yous” announcement…
…well practiced he was, thanking Too Tone 3 times in the course of his speech….(did I make too much fuss about being left out last year?)….
…to shorten the toilet queues, security were directing the lads to this oasis of alternative utrination…
…mmmm….sulubrious….
…you guys might want to not encourage that next year…the puddle was getting hard to negotiate (with) by the end of the event…
…and don’t tell any one how shitfaced, Dee and AJ were….
…as per-ususal my Feastock ends in a hazy red blur for another year.
…the authorities have all the photographic evidence, they know who you are.
…(it is taking ages too get over the excesses of saturday..normal transmission may never be resumed).