’tis The Season

…for cheap-shit modular MDF furniture to be given away in the street…

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…thankfully it collapses and dribbles away after a good shower of rain…

….otherwise we wouldn’t be able to use the foot path.

The Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The

…Butt Zombies!!!

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…”butt-zombies?” you ask “what the fuck is he on about now”…

….let me define….

…as the NZ Gov’ raises the price of tobacco, the occurrence of guys (yes, they are all men) who walk along the edge of the footpath/sidewalk with their heads cocked to one side and their eyes firmly glued to the gutter increases…

…they even have an almost sideways shuffle peculiar to their like…

…voila!…butt-zombies.