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…not like that, Governmentzilla, not like that.

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Last Of The Brownlee’s

….the last sketchbook vestige of this once maligned fact**t…

 

… the Brownlee has been superseded in what passes for my mind, by Governmentzilla, a more broadly usable figure when it comes to expressing my horror in the actions and attitudes of the NZ government and, for that matter, any other be-suited fuck wit who makes life-screwing decisions on our behalf…

 

…I’m not saying he wont “resurface” from time to time, depending on his behaviour in real life, I’m just acknowledging that  he shouldn’t be blamed for everything..(folk from CHCH can ignore that last remark)…

…(…and for the trainspotters amongst you…”they call him Brownlee, Brownlee, slower than paint dries…” is sung to the tune of the theme song from the 60s dolphinploitation TV show”Flipper”…)

Another Patterny Tapa Cloth Thingy

 

…before any one suggests it….the thought of doing a deck of cards did cross my mind…

…and kept going.

Food For Thought

…if my government was a giant Japanese Monster Movie Monster he’d need a healthy diet…

 

…and as a Japanese Monster Movie Monster he could claim “scientific” whalers as part of his customary diet.

Oh So Thats Where It Is Going

…all those fat guys/fatct**ts… nudie suited, twin craniumed and monosyllabic, have finally got a name…

 

…Governmentzilla…

…is it just me, or has every democratic government in the world turned into a lumbering, two headed, behemoth with only a vague sense of political direction….

…the left working in conjunction with the right and achieving little more than scuttling each others policies…

…stubby arms that are perfect for waving around and getting attention, but incapable of performing the simplest of humanitarian tasks (or wiping its own arse)…

 

 

…if we could send them to another country on a permanent sabbatical, we would.

Another For The Scrap Heap

…it’s got waves…it’s got all manner of Fatc**ts…both single and double headed…I even spent a whole page of my time practicing long boats and oars…

 

…but I’m not feeling it and it shan’t be reworked in ink and colour.

Fatc**t At The Beach

…from the sketchbook on a slow day…

…beach blanket big-guy…

 

…as Paul would say…

…”needs sharks”.

The Idea From The Last Post Edited And Reworked

…I appropriated some shapes from the internet…

…(google images… tapa cloth)

 

…then added a more sensible quantity of  fact**ts…

 

 

… and …. Voila!

 

 

…may have to do it again later with the “turtle-shell” suit design…

…spirals were faster.

All At Sea

…had this idea that humane whaling for scientific purposes was an avenue worth illustrating…

 

…of course people will adopt the practice of  sneaking up behind the whale, blocking its blowhole with a big red plunger and   doing whatever “scientific” tests they need to do before the subject regains consciousness…

…of course…

…after lengthy negotiations with the consultancy firm that monitors my degree of “fucking stupid” I came to conclusion that any form of whaling, inhumane or thought up by a cartoonist, is not such a good idea and tweaked the concept to appeal to a wider audience…

…my apologies to all the arseholes who continue to kill whales for anything other than a customary food source…

 

 

…no apologies to two-headed monsters that have become the accepted form of governing folk, not only in New Zealand, but the world over…

…don’t row, it only encourages them.

The Farce Is Strong

…in this one……the longer this goes on the more incompetent  the powers that be look…

…a clear case of justified karma, as those in charge of this country do have a tendency to treat us like retarded meal-tickets…

…or am I just being cynical?