…not like that, Governmentzilla, not like that.
….the last sketchbook vestige of this once maligned fact**t…
… the Brownlee has been superseded in what passes for my mind, by Governmentzilla, a more broadly usable figure when it comes to expressing my horror in the actions and attitudes of the NZ government and, for that matter, any other be-suited fuck wit who makes life-screwing decisions on our behalf…
…I’m not saying he wont “resurface” from time to time, depending on his behaviour in real life, I’m just acknowledging that he shouldn’t be blamed for everything..(folk from CHCH can ignore that last remark)…
…(…and for the trainspotters amongst you…”they call him Brownlee, Brownlee, slower than paint dries…” is sung to the tune of the theme song from the 60s dolphinploitation TV show”Flipper”…)
…all those fat guys/fatct**ts… nudie suited, twin craniumed and monosyllabic, have finally got a name…
…Governmentzilla…
…is it just me, or has every democratic government in the world turned into a lumbering, two headed, behemoth with only a vague sense of political direction….
…the left working in conjunction with the right and achieving little more than scuttling each others policies…
…stubby arms that are perfect for waving around and getting attention, but incapable of performing the simplest of humanitarian tasks (or wiping its own arse)…
…if we could send them to another country on a permanent sabbatical, we would.
…had this idea that humane whaling for scientific purposes was an avenue worth illustrating…
…of course people will adopt the practice of sneaking up behind the whale, blocking its blowhole with a big red plunger and doing whatever “scientific” tests they need to do before the subject regains consciousness…
…of course…
…after lengthy negotiations with the consultancy firm that monitors my degree of “fucking stupid” I came to conclusion that any form of whaling, inhumane or thought up by a cartoonist, is not such a good idea and tweaked the concept to appeal to a wider audience…
…my apologies to all the arseholes who continue to kill whales for anything other than a customary food source…
…no apologies to two-headed monsters that have become the accepted form of governing folk, not only in New Zealand, but the world over…
…don’t row, it only encourages them.