We Got An Election Coming

…it’s a total fiasco…

…dirty politics taking up more media time than actual policy…

…and nobody standing out to me as either likeable or competent…

…till now….IMG_2287

 

…this appeared in the ‘hood, in the style of another party’s posters….

finally… some one to vote for….

…I understand that he’s a great uuurrrator.

 

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The Night Of The Day Of The Dawn Of The

…Butt Zombies!!!

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…”butt-zombies?” you ask “what the fuck is he on about now”…

….let me define….

…as the NZ Gov’ raises the price of tobacco, the occurrence of guys (yes, they are all men) who walk along the edge of the footpath/sidewalk with their heads cocked to one side and their eyes firmly glued to the gutter increases…

…they even have an almost sideways shuffle peculiar to their like…

…voila!…butt-zombies.

One Hundred Percent Pure

….that is how our government sells NZ to the rest of the world…

…it ain’t necessarily true…

..so I’ve come up with some more “appropriate” alternatives…  Scan 38

 

…that should get ’em flocking to our shores…

…left & down a bit from Australia.

Local Body Insurrection

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..I personally watched the Dunedin City Council Mayoral Debate on the TV…it frightened me…

… I could go on & on about why they frighten me , but I can’t see that that is going to improve the fact that every one who runs for public office in this country is only doing so because they can’t hold down a proper job or they are trying to steal from the general public or they are certifiable or an unfortunate combination of all of the above….

…vote…

…or fart like a little dog…the outcome will be similar.

USAUSAUSA

…in “honor” of the US Governmentzillas (not the citizens…you guys are fine) recent behaviour I’ve redesigned the US flag to better represent the rest of the worlds (obviously unimportant) opinion of their foreign policies….Scan 135

 

…crazy eyeballs & tentacles….

…much more fitting.

What Ever Happened To David Shearer

…an over simplified, Dr Suess inspired primer…Scan 132

 

…if you’re not familiar with NZ politics and/or the (former) leader of our opposition party….

…any questions should be directed to the NZ Labour Party’s head office.

….(apologies to my regular viewers who may have been looking for this earlier…. I might have to change the name of this blog to Busyinarecordshop….it’s been another blinder today….only wish I was getting rich…).