…with all the air miles our governments clock up, surely, just once they wandered into cattle-class and met with….
…hey!… even if it hasn’t…
…wouldn’t it make an awesome movie?
…celebrating NZ Governmentzillas near perfect run of personal detail f**k ups…
…if they hadn’t mishandled all that info’ so badly it could have been a nice little earner…
…coulda cleared the national debt in no time.
(…for those of you who aren’t from around here…the building loosely represented on the right of the card is the “Beehive”…an above surface 70s concrete bunker where the governmentzilla hatches his evil plans for this-part-of-the-world domination…)
…got me a nicely made,retro (70s?), Dept’ of Education blackboard at the tip shop a several weeks back…
…coupla coats of blackboard paint and…
…finally affixed it to the kitchen wall on Monday…
…easier to draw on, affixed, than when it’s balanced, precariously, on the bread bin…
…mission accomplished…
…somewhere to write shopping lists or to catch ideas for cartoons as they come out of the nearby radio…
…like so…
…pretty sure I didn’t mishear him, but this was at 6.00am and I’m pretty much running on instinct at that time of the morning…
…instinct and only one cup of coffee.
…what if our Governments had to compete in televised talent competitions…
…competitions in which they were judged on their personalities and ability to perform the tasks involved in their desired profession…
..and while they will be chosen to compete by their professional peers, the final decision on who wins would be decided by we, the people…
…oh…
…that’s right…
…we already have something similar and it’s probably been copyrighted…
…it’s called a democratic election.