One Hundred Percent Pure

….that is how our government sells NZ to the rest of the world…

…it ain’t necessarily true…

..so I’ve come up with some more “appropriate” alternatives…  Scan 38

 

…that should get ’em flocking to our shores…

…left & down a bit from Australia.

We Got Your Paranoia Right Here

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…by the truck load…

…with good reason.

USAUSAUSA

…in “honor” of the US Governmentzillas (not the citizens…you guys are fine) recent behaviour I’ve redesigned the US flag to better represent the rest of the worlds (obviously unimportant) opinion of their foreign policies….Scan 135

 

…crazy eyeballs & tentacles….

…much more fitting.

Normal Transmission May Not Be Resumed

…here is a test pattern to look at while I try to figure out wether that rather strongly worded post about my dissatisfaction over the NZ Govermnentzillas decision to pass a spy law by a slim majority has had me blocked to NZ viewers…..

…2 days….no NZ flags showing on my stats page…

…uh oh.
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…any kiwis in the house?…

…gimme some love….

…or my paranoia will get the better of me.

 

….(4 NZ hits in the the first 20 minutes…phew, “they” aren’t out to get me….yet…)…

Happy GCSB Day Everyone

…you are now being legally spied on…Scan 118

…Allahu akbar…. fuck the USA… this is how we should all sign off anything we send or post via electronic media…

…let them sift through that….

…oh, and fuck you John Key…especially you.

…(some of you may think that language used in this post is a bit strong…but in a recent poll in this record shop 100% of customers and staff thought it wasn’t strong enough).

Based On Past Performance

…and current behaviour…Scan 117

…I have every confidence that the NZ Governmentzilla will handle the GCSB bill with the care & concern that only they are capable of…

….yay.

…(and I spelt ticker-tape wrong).

For Use With All Up And Coming Elections

…print and plaster….

…print and plaster….

…print and plaster….

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..when I was living  &  working  in Dorset I used to drive past a road info’ sign that had a Shepard Fairey “OBEY” poster stuck to the back of it…. I saw that poster on the way to work, everyday, rain hail or shine…

…I liked it…it somehow reassured me before arriving at my place of employment, that if I was good, everything would be alright…. (wrong)…

…it wasn’t till Mr Fairey came up with his marvellous “HOPE” image that I found out what “OBEY” was all about…

…the above is dedicated to Shepard, who may not be as hopeful as he once was and certainly was never going to obey anyone…

…thanks for leaving your ideas lying about so they can be toyed with, Shepard, it was fun.

You’d Think That This Would Have Already Happened

…with all the air miles our governments clock up, surely, just once they wandered into cattle-class and met with….Scan 113

 

…hey!… even if it hasn’t…

…wouldn’t it make an awesome movie?