In The Interests Of Public Safety

…all Daleks must now queue behind the safety barrier…

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…(in your best Dalek voice, shout…) health & safety!…Health & Safety!!…HEALTH &SAFETY!!!…

…(if you’re not sure what a Dalek is type the words “dalek” & “exterminate” into youtube…you’ll get the picture…the moving picture….)

 

…(yep, 2 days after the original photo…(scroll down)…”they” have installed the worlds most ineffectual “mind-you-don’t-trip-over-that-on-this-well-lit-forecourt” barrier…)…..(it’s official then, the world is fucking bonkers).

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Adult Themes

…my flat mate is cursed…

…he’s a sensitive soul, not fond of graphic images in any way shape or form…

… and every time he flicks thru the TV channels to gauge what crap is the most watchable of the crap on offer…

…he manages to “flash” himself with scenes from the latest “distended-genitals-get-fixed” reality show…

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…for my flatmates sake I’m not going to give this the “finished-artwork” treatment…

…that and the fact I’m trying to keep the mileage down on my pink colouring pencil at the moment.

What Too Tone Really Did At Feastock

…arrived nice and early and got in the queue…

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…only to pass thru a nondescript blue door and find myself locked in some horrifying blue containment unit…

…that smells of wee…

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…bloody bands were so loud no one could hear my screams….

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….it’s Friday and I’ve been trapped in here for nearly a week…

…the locals hearing still hasn’t recovered enough for me to be heard & released…

…I guess that’s karma for teasing everyone that I’d sold out of tickets when I hadn’t…

…I’m sorry…

…please let me out guys….please.

 

more Feastock2013 pic’s at https://boredinarecordshop.wordpress.com/category/cool-stuff/

To Quote Jerzei Balowski

… “Ha!-Coca Cola!… Symbol of free west!”…IMG_3497

 

…somewhere in Egypt … Coke adds Life…

…but doesn’t leave much in the budget for neighbourhood beautification projects.

My Cousin Has An Amusement Park

….and, boy, was I amused…IMG_0267

 

…I know health & safety is of great concern to one and all everywhere in the entire, but shouldn’t there be a common-decency-proof-reading-committee or something…

…I’ll swear my aunt, who conducted our tour of said facility, couldn’t understand why I needed to photograph this sign.

If You Had To Make A List

…and you had had a broken wrist…

…that after patient waiting…

…had been released from plaster….

…but still needed casual ¬†strapping…

…to circumvent disaster…
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…where oh where would you write that list for easy access whilst in the super market….

 

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…yep..

…my good friend Dee now puts the brace on before she writes the list….

(I don’t think ¬†anyone need comment that I’m never allowed to do rhyming posts ever again)

Things You Didn’t need to know about YOUR Laundromat

…Oooo… would you use a coin operated washing machine if you knew that this many pairs of (humongous) y-fronts had just been thru it in one load?….IMG_5110

 

…and this is only half the pile!!…

…(no, they are not mine).

 

…(they are a service wash that was being performed at my local laundromat for a customer who has 60 pairs of these and gets his wash done every couple of months…..)…

…(now would be a good time to withdraw that application for a ¬†laundromat job boys & girls)