I Am Here

…wearing the t-shirt you sent me….

…from your favourite record shop in Kansas….

…I’ve blurred your eyes to protect your anonymity….

: )

 

 

….(guys, thank you so much for the “t”….unfortunately you remembered me as slimmer than I actually am and I had to relinquish it to my good friend Dee…she loves it too!!…hoping like hell that you don’t follow the blog and that the postcard, pictured above, with the hand written link to this post, will come as a complete surprise….just like the t-shirt did…if you think the blurred pic is too creepy I can replace it with the original or delete it completely…your call…see y’all soon…

Cheers

Tony)

Scam Postcard 6

…not a scam at all…

…more of an issue with bio-security…

 

…if your not sure what I’m on about…

…and by the way, Charles, your doing it wrong.

Scam Postcard 5

…haven’t had a holiday in 3 years, so…

 

…just enough for some milk and cereal would be great as I don’t meet the minimum criteria for  the “breakfasts-for-the-lower-decile-business-owner” scheme recently introduced by our “government”.

Scam Postcard 4

…not really a scam…

 

…more of a plea for resolution on the issue of the sheep flavoured exports to our fellow meat eaters in China.

(…in other news…it’s snowing relatively heavily for Dunedin today…was up real early to take photos, but both sets of batteries for the camera were flat…aaarrrgh!…grew up in more temperate climes, so snow is still a novelty…it only settles here every couple of winters…random…which adds to “our” excitement…)

 

(…at this point Tony abandons his blog so he can stare out the window…)

Scam Postcard 3

…celebrating NZ Governmentzillas near perfect run of personal detail f**k ups…

 

…if they hadn’t mishandled all that info’ so badly it could have been a nice little earner…

…coulda cleared the national debt in no time.

(…for those of you who aren’t from around here…the building loosely represented on the right of the card is the “Beehive”…an above surface 70s concrete bunker where the governmentzilla hatches his evil plans for this-part-of-the-world domination…)

Scam Postcard 2 In A Series Of

…well…in a series of scam postcards…

 

… a vague association could be construed between this “scheme” and the current goings on with “our” lamb exports to China…

…coincidentally topical, I assure you.

Scam Postcards

… I suggested yesterday that money making “schemes” for the digitally challenged could be achieved thru the postal system…

… and as it is important to start any money making venture with a full stomach, we’ll lead out with this general plea for sustenance assistance…

 

…I’m sure this will be tantamount to holding a telethon for my stomach.