Scam Postcard 5

…haven’t had a holiday in 3 years, so…

 

…just enough for some milk and cereal would be great as I don’t meet the minimum criteria for  the “breakfasts-for-the-lower-decile-business-owner” scheme recently introduced by our “government”.

Scam Postcard 4

…not really a scam…

 

…more of a plea for resolution on the issue of the sheep flavoured exports to our fellow meat eaters in China.

(…in other news…it’s snowing relatively heavily for Dunedin today…was up real early to take photos, but both sets of batteries for the camera were flat…aaarrrgh!…grew up in more temperate climes, so snow is still a novelty…it only settles here every couple of winters…random…which adds to “our” excitement…)

 

(…at this point Tony abandons his blog so he can stare out the window…)

Scam Postcard 3

…celebrating NZ Governmentzillas near perfect run of personal detail f**k ups…

 

…if they hadn’t mishandled all that info’ so badly it could have been a nice little earner…

…coulda cleared the national debt in no time.

(…for those of you who aren’t from around here…the building loosely represented on the right of the card is the “Beehive”…an above surface 70s concrete bunker where the governmentzilla hatches his evil plans for this-part-of-the-world domination…)

Scam Postcard 2 In A Series Of

…well…in a series of scam postcards…

 

… a vague association could be construed between this “scheme” and the current goings on with “our” lamb exports to China…

…coincidentally topical, I assure you.

Scam Postcards

… I suggested yesterday that money making “schemes” for the digitally challenged could be achieved thru the postal system…

… and as it is important to start any money making venture with a full stomach, we’ll lead out with this general plea for sustenance assistance…

 

…I’m sure this will be tantamount to holding a telethon for my stomach.

It Occurred To Me That When

…Hollywood was moaning that using our scenery, expertise and actors for their moving picture shows was costing waaaay too much …

…and the dear old NZ Govrenment was handing out tax breaks, workers-rights breaks and the like in ever increasing handfuls…

… that, as unpalatable as it all seemed at the time, there is a simple phonetic reason for the outcome…

 

…and that, boys and girls, is why the film industry wasn’t taken away from us.