Too Spiiiideeeersssss

….ooo…straight from the Mothers mouth….

…(she didn’t do the thing with her eyes though)…

…(although nothing would surprise me where that “delightful” old lady was concerned).

Spiiiiiiiiideeeeeerrrssss

…mmm…spiders.

Inappropriate Use Of A Concrete Mixer

 

…that could have been funnier if I’d called Mrs. A’s hubby Mick or Keef way back when I first introduced him as a character….

…would any one have noticed if I’d changed his name just this once?…

…would Mick or Keef notice that I’d suggested they needed the mould cleaned off them?

Dropsies

…if one could train one’s octopus to pick up after you, you wouldn’t have so many visitors.

One With The Cat

…that cat, Frag’….that cat there.

 

…(shit…busy day in the shop…social as….wordier tomorrow…).

You Never Outgrow A Growth

…the real reason for amphibious die back is global-warting.

An Ongoing Series

…words of wisdom indeed…,

…and a stern letter from the SPCA to follow, one wouldn’t doubt.

…(number one brilliant plan over the Xmas break…do little A5 ‘toons, 2 up on an A4 sheet….a whole weeks new material on one page…now that’s saving stitches!…).