There’s A One Eyed Cat

…a peepin’….

…oh, no…wait…no there’s not.

Stolen Property

…sorry Murray.

How Good Is Good

…is it good enough…

 

..to warrant it’s own ninja guard?

 

Life Is Not An Amusement Park

 

…or is it.

I May Have Mentioned

…that there was something about A. Kitty that made him different from other cartoon cats…

…(apart from looking like a dog in some folks eyes)…

 

…it was right under your noses all along.

No Bond Impression Required

 

…maybe Oddjob.

Edward Lear

….was nowhere near ….

…then Pete Gutteridge came thru the door in a far from coherent state… he’d not been able to sleep last night after dental surgery and needed herding towards my door (exit) and his bed (entry)….

…completely stuffed my train of thought…

…now I’m peeing green.

….(this doesnt even make a weak attempt at rhyme or rhythm)….

…(apologies to Edward Lear and poets everywhere)