And Then There Was Three

…or….

…how to empty the pockets and wallets of record collectors in Dunedin for a third week running…

…Step 1 :- condense records left over from last week…(place excess, if any, in crates under tables)…

…Step 2 :- fill gaps in between older crates with 10 freshly prepared crates…(mmm…fresh crates)…

…Step 3 :- let the record collectors know that they need to be up bright and early and at the doors of Restore, 7 Gordon Street, Dunedin Central at 10a.m. or they might be able afford groceries this week…

…Step 4 :- reassure the record collectors that there only are 3 (maybe 4)…(maybe 5) more weeks of 10 crate drops to endure…

…Step 5 :- avoid record collectors immediate families and employers for all of time.

Surround Drowned

…in Xmas Lps…

…jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

..jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

…jingle bells…

 

 

…and the award for “Creepiest-Santa-On-A-Record-Label” goes to….

 

…jingle bells.

New Service Available

…Too Tone Records now provides a commentary free shopping experience…

…yep…we’ve introduced a “cone-of-shut-the-fuck-up-Tony”…

…guaranteed to reduce the mindless verbal diarrhoea to a comforting background buzz….

… I liked it so much I got one for my good friend Dee as well….

… : )

…(caution – don’t try this at home kids, the oxygen wears out in these things damned fast….listen to your mother when she says “don’t put that glass dome over your head”…. it’s a real thing!…).