And Then There Was Three

…or….

…how to empty the pockets and wallets of record collectors in Dunedin for a third week running…

…Step 1 :- condense records left over from last week…(place excess, if any, in crates under tables)…

…Step 2 :- fill gaps in between older crates with 10 freshly prepared crates…(mmm…fresh crates)…

…Step 3 :- let the record collectors know that they need to be up bright and early and at the doors of Restore, 7 Gordon Street, Dunedin Central at 10a.m. or they might be able afford groceries this week…

…Step 4 :- reassure the record collectors that there only are 3 (maybe 4)…(maybe 5) more weeks of 10 crate drops to endure…

…Step 5 :- avoid record collectors immediate families and employers for all of time.

Surround Drowned

…in Xmas Lps…IMG_6961

…jingle bells…IMG_6962

…jingle bells…IMG_6963

..jingle bells…IMG_6964

…jingle bells…IMG_6965

…jingle bells…IMG_6966

…jingle bells…IMG_6967

…jingle bells…IMG_6968

…jingle bells…IMG_6969

…jingle bells…

 

 

…and the award for “Creepiest-Santa-On-A-Record-Label” goes to….

 

IMG_6971…jingle bells.

New Service Available

…Too Tone Records now provides a commentary free shopping experience…IMG_6663

…yep…we’ve introduced a “cone-of-shut-the-fuck-up-Tony”…

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…guaranteed to reduce the mindless verbal diarrhoea¬†to a comforting background buzz….

… I liked it so much I got one for my good friend Dee as well….IMG_6666

… : )

…(caution – don’t try this at home kids, the oxygen wears out in these things damned fast….listen to your mother when she says “don’t put that glass dome over your head”…. it’s a real thing!…).