All You Need Is Boink All You Need Is Boink

…all you need is boink, boink….

….boink is all you need…

 

…and that, boys & girls, is why W.C. Fields never drank water.

Ooooo Boink To Boink You Baby

…as Donna Summer was (sort of) fond of singing….

 

…and to paraphrase Abba…

…”boinking me, boinking you…ahaaa”.

Boink Exciting And New

…come aboard. We’re expecting you…

 

…And Boink, life’s sweetest reward….

…Let it flow….it floats back to you…

 

…on the Boink Boooooooaaat.

 

Alien Reproduction

 

….now….take any popular tune and replace the word “love” with the word “boinky”….

…that’ll keep you out of mischief for awhile.

 

 

…(stay tuned, this goes on for a bit).

Don’t Try This At Home

…let me reiterate….under NO circumstances try that at home…

 

 

….and for those of you who need context….

https://boredinarecordshop.wordpress.com/2014/06/28/i-can-stall-no-longer/