Warning To All My Brethren And Sistren In Logistics And Retail

…unlike the first robin of spring but similar to the ground hog on ground hog day….

…the first pallet of Xmas crap stock arrived in the warehouse last night…

…it’s coming boys and girls….

…earlier every year, I swear…

…brace yourselves….

…(…also note inverted “caution” symbols…it’s not even October and your shit is already upside down!….)….

The Derekian Sagas

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…well, as brief as I could make it.

…(actually not a synopsis at all…it’s the whole thing in unexpurgated plotting book form….mmm…untranslatable.).

Save Yourself Not Your Savings

…I personally love all the “bad-buy-snack-food” I don’t buy being logged and quantified by mysterious benefactors…Scan 572

 

…me & my club card…

…we are a team.

Why Do I Always Forget I’ve Said These Things

…in case you aren’t flying Virgin Australia this December…

…and don’t receive a copy of their inflight mag’ as an improvised Xmas gift from your eccentric Aunt….

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….I swear I don’t say this shit on purpose…it just comes out…

…and I’d forgotten that they spoke to me about it, so it came as some surprise when I did my usual “so, how did you hear about this shop” thing” and was shown this scrap of paper…

…retail tourettes as a marketing tool?…

…I’m getting quite good at it.

 

…(opposition record shops names & addresses destroyed courtesy of iPhoto!).

New Years Resolution

…I resolve to  visit Portil in the Harvest Court Mall, 218 George St, Dunedin, more often this year…IMG_3064

 

….because Alastair & Richard from Portil (pictured above) have resolved to visit me more often as well….

you should visit  both  shops as often as you can….

…but maybe wait till the xmas credit card bill is sorted!

Handy Hints Are Neither Handy Nor Hints

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…not sure if I pulled off representing a car battery, with jumper leads attached, well enough in the second to last frame….

…so…

…that apparatus in the second to last frame is a car battery with jumper leads attached….

…in case you were wondering.