Flys With That

Scan 619

….”Fly Buys” are a points reward system (useless stuff you didn’t know you needed instead of instore discount) that may not extend beyond the shores of New Zealand….

…if you are struggling to understand the “pathos”, count the flys…

…nope, no prizes for the correct answer.

 

…(…oh…. and if you have a few moments for a bit of a read….

 

http://www.pikitiapress.com/blog/2015/4/4/tony-renouf-interview-part-one

 

…).

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Now With Less Product

Scan 613

 

…but using the same ol’ “jokes”…

…mmmm…chicken thing.

The Feeding

Scan 138

 

…if you’re not from NZ or familiar with the vagaries of requisitioning sustenance from traditional NZ Fish & Chip shops….

…”scoop” is a time honoured measurement for chips or “fries”….

….3 scoops will not be enough to feed a family of 5000….

…”um” is the time honoured way to start any order in a takeaway establishment in NZ…

…be sure you are staring blankly at the menu board when you utter this term.