The Series Continues

…leeeegioooon.

Just Like The Adverts

…why is it never…

 

…just like the adverts.

Reward Points System

…reward-points system…

 

…reward-points system.

…(New Zealand has a reward-points system called “Fly-Buys”…it’s crap).

 

…(and before you ask – “Bjerk” is pronounced like “Bjork” but in a chicken voice).

Flys With That

….”Fly Buys” are a points reward system (useless stuff you didn’t know you needed instead of instore discount) that may not extend beyond the shores of New Zealand….

…if you are struggling to understand the “pathos”, count the flys…

…nope, no prizes for the correct answer.

 

…(…oh…. and if you have a few moments for a bit of a read….

 

http://www.pikitiapress.com/blog/2015/4/4/tony-renouf-interview-part-one

 

…).

Now With Less Product

 

…but using the same ol’ “jokes”…

…mmmm…chicken thing.

Head Office Decisions

…should always be acted on….

 

…immediately…

 

..especially in regards to imminent octopus attack.

Stocking Up Early For The Easter Break

…hurry whilst shops last.

 

 

…(title inspired by large quantities of Easter eggs already appearing in supermarkets….cartoon inspired by not having fat white Jesus in a cartoon for ages….those of you who haven’t seen the fat white Jesus of which I speak need to scroll down….a lot…. )….

 

…(….ooo, spooky!!!…just pushed the “publish” button and discovered that, by pure coincidence, this is my 777th post….I think there may be consequences….unwelcome consequences….).

I Am Derek Fly Me

…where are my keys?

Fetch A Ladder Or Ask For Assistance

….what did the title suggest?

So Close To A Whim

…it’s just a whim away…

…everybody now…