Inventory

….goblets and “smalls”

….check….

…serving trays…. (large and small)…

….check….

…bowls (various) and platters….

…check…

…boxes….

…check….

…lazy susans….

…check…

….now….where’s that paint brush….

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Small Serving Tray

…it’s a serving tray and it’s small….

…oh…

…and it’s covered in skulls and crossbones….

…and has a tentacle on it.

Four Easy Steps

…have idea and draw it in your sketch book….

….”flesh” the idea out with pens and coloured pencils….

….try again….this time using paints….

….now apply idea to more permanent materials….

….place finished piece in nice frame you found with faded print in it…..

….mmmm…colourful….

….now you try.

The Quest For Free Beer

….take the recently emptied, stoneware receptacle from the strong, imported beer you like….remove labels, rinse, decorate, add floral fascinator and sell for slightly more than you paid for it…..

…carry money to beer outlet and buy another beer….

…repeat process….

…if sobriety persists, decorate more bottles faster.

Mired

…between circles…..
…and tentacles….
…and white paint….
…and colours….

…but the medium is becoming less milky, more translucent, and I’m sure I can see the surface of the pond from down here……

…don’t touch that dial.