All At Sea

…had this idea that humane whaling for scientific purposes was an avenue worth illustrating…Scan 158

 

of course people will adopt the practice of  sneaking up behind the whale, blocking its blowhole with a big red plunger and   doing whatever “scientific” tests they need to do before the subject regains consciousness…

of course

…after lengthy negotiations with the consultancy firm that monitors my degree of “fucking stupid” I came to conclusion that any form of whaling, inhumane or thought up by a cartoonist, is not such a good idea and tweaked the concept to appeal to a wider audience…

…my apologies to all the arseholes who continue to kill whales for anything other than a customary food source…

 

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…no apologies to two-headed monsters that have become the accepted form of governing folk, not only in New Zealand, but the world over…

…don’t row, it only encourages them.

The Farce Is Strong

…in this one…Scan 159…the longer this goes on the more incompetent  the powers that be look…

…a clear case of justified karma, as those in charge of this country do have a tendency to treat us like retarded meal-tickets…

…or am I just being cynical?

Larger Than Life

…but a bit smaller than Godzilla…

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…the paint is still wet on the Christchurch rebuild…

…in fact, most of it is still in the can…

…all complaints to be directed to the two headed monster that is allegedly in charge.

More Two Headed Career Monsters

Scan 118…damn… started this sentence 5 times and all I got was great  streams of vitriol with very little punctuation and more swears than normal….

…banks have never done what I’d like them to do, they smile and say they’re there to help in any way they can… but soon shut you down and take your toys when you really need a hand…

…burn the f**ckers out and keep your cash in a sock.

…ooo…there’s that vitriol again.

Two Heads Not Necessarily Better

…especially if you’ve raised the price of tobacco so high that Tony quits smoking and picks up his pencils again….Scan 114

 

…you just know that’s gonna rile him.

The first of several from yesterdays sketch book page…

…in “living” colour.