More Fun With Volcanoes

…John Banks…he went on to be mayor of our largest city….we should have chucked him in the volcano whilst we had the chance….

…and yes, he did suggest we move foreigners closer to it in large quantities when it was going off!!!

 

I Have Been Advocating For This Electoral System Since 1996

…and still no one is listening.

 

…(it’s not to late for the Americans to start stoking Mt. St. Helens).

Last Of The Brownlee’s

….the last sketchbook vestige of this once maligned fact**t…

 

… the Brownlee has been superseded in what passes for my mind, by Governmentzilla, a more broadly usable figure when it comes to expressing my horror in the actions and attitudes of the NZ government and, for that matter, any other be-suited fuck wit who makes life-screwing decisions on our behalf…

 

…I’m not saying he wont “resurface” from time to time, depending on his behaviour in real life, I’m just acknowledging that  he shouldn’t be blamed for everything..(folk from CHCH can ignore that last remark)…

…(…and for the trainspotters amongst you…”they call him Brownlee, Brownlee, slower than paint dries…” is sung to the tune of the theme song from the 60s dolphinploitation TV show”Flipper”…)

Scam Postcard 5

…haven’t had a holiday in 3 years, so…

 

…just enough for some milk and cereal would be great as I don’t meet the minimum criteria for  the “breakfasts-for-the-lower-decile-business-owner” scheme recently introduced by our “government”.

All At Sea

…had this idea that humane whaling for scientific purposes was an avenue worth illustrating…

 

…of course people will adopt the practice of  sneaking up behind the whale, blocking its blowhole with a big red plunger and   doing whatever “scientific” tests they need to do before the subject regains consciousness…

…of course…

…after lengthy negotiations with the consultancy firm that monitors my degree of “fucking stupid” I came to conclusion that any form of whaling, inhumane or thought up by a cartoonist, is not such a good idea and tweaked the concept to appeal to a wider audience…

…my apologies to all the arseholes who continue to kill whales for anything other than a customary food source…

 

 

…no apologies to two-headed monsters that have become the accepted form of governing folk, not only in New Zealand, but the world over…

…don’t row, it only encourages them.

More Waves From The Sketch Book

…when waves attack or go bad or become overused or full of detritus from your mind…

 

…or filled with fat politician guys who have no business in the sea to begin with….

…then and only then might it be advisable to look elsewhere for inspiration.

Those Fat Little Politician Guys

…they float, don’t they?

 

…then we could do them in colour…. suits in brown, perhaps?…

…just so they don’t completely disappear into the waves…

 

 

…hey! …I’m getting the hang of this.

Now that I can Draw Waves

…I can put sharks in them…

 

….cant I ?…

…and then I could do it in colour…

 

 

…yes, Tony, yes you could.

(…hmmm…this urge to talk to your self on your own blog for all the world to see, can that be fixed?)

Waves

….waves…

 

…with a nice volcano in the background…

…now I can tick “waves” off  my drawing bucket-list.