…Q.- Which company’s dayshift staff member has tooo much time on their hands?….

…A.- The same one that has a bored nightshift staff member.

….(bits blurred to cover tracks)….
…choosing to be on nightshift can often mean that you are unintentionally excluded from participating in the day to day group activities of a busy, team oriented workplace….
…there’s been considerable excitement at ours about a company wide, branch versus branch Xmas “decorate-the-office-competition” …
…someone even managed to borrow a float from Dunedin’s Santa Parade for group photos….of course they were arranged to take place whilst I would be sound asleep….
…I know I’m renowned for my anti Xmas-spirit…but deep down I’m a competitive bastard and was starting to feel a little left out…..the float was in the shed when I arrived at work and that note on the notice board did say I could shift it if I needed to…..
…so I had my own Santa Parade….
…so you should probably dock me 20 minutes for pissing about, Boss…
…jingle bells…
…(and the photos? ….. taken the next day before I clocked out!)…..
…and were made to smoke outside at break time…
…for some reason my scanner decided that these 2 pages should appear in a “small & blurry” format rather than the format that everything else being scanned at the same time was appearing as…
…had to reformat to HUGE to get any clarity….let me know if you have prob’s your end…
: )