Found And Lost

…you’ll all be relieved to know that my good friend Jungle Fari turned up safe and well on Thursday… he’d been playing some gig up Karamea way and hadn’t thought to keep me fully informed….

…and any one knowing the whereabouts of Mr. Heazlewood please get him to call in to our menswear department and take the load off our harried staff who, even as we speak, are being run ragged with inquiries as to the well being of his underpants….IMG_0830


…I know it’s uncool to post pictures of screen shots but, hey, how often do your search engine terms read like this?

Things You Didn’t need to know about YOUR Laundromat

…Oooo… would you use a coin operated washing machine if you knew that this many pairs of (humongous) y-fronts had just been thru it in one load?….IMG_5110


…and this is only half the pile!!…

…(no, they are not mine).


…(they are a service wash that was being performed at my local laundromat for a customer who has 60 pairs of these and gets his wash done every couple of months…..)…

…(now would be a good time to withdraw that application for a ┬álaundromat job boys & girls)