…um…

….I could explain, but it’s probably easier to let you make up your own story as to how I got to “here”….
…twitch twitch….
…twitch twitch twitch.
…now in powdered form….
…just add water for an ash coloured sludge puddle.
…as much as what the stick sticks into.
…one more time with curlers.
…nope…
…none.
….for the first time in what feels like months…
….kinda miss the Planet of the Chicken-things already….
…maybe we could return there someday….
…maybe.
…makes no difference who you are.
…most of the time anyway.
….I once turned down a chicken snack at a party…when asked why, I said it was part of my new diet…I no longer ate things that had hearts bigger than their brains….
…”dietists”…
…they’ll swallow a lot….
…if you say it with a straight face…
…nobody offers me chicken snacks any more.