…beware the xmas squirrel!!!….
…BEWARE THE XMAS SQUIRREL!
….(…. I must have missed the memo on this one…seems that evil looking, lit-from-the-inside squirrels are all the rage for Christmas decor this year…)…
…(must rush to the post xmas deco’ sales and secure some today!).
Bored with a record shop. 
Holy CRAP! (Nearly soiled m’self then…) 😦
…alas there is no xmas dung beetle…
Xmas toilet paper, maybe ?
…yes, your presents came wrapped in it….(recycle, recycle, recycle)….
Best hope he doesn’t drop that hand grenade when you switch him off.
…damn…they told me it was a pineapple…dont touch that….
(boom)
Hey- I think you’ve portrayed squirrels in a bad light….
….oooo….very punny…
Yeah- and I think we can now ‘see’ why puns are the dregs of humor.
🙂
…dregs?…ah yes…the bottom of the pond…so cosy amongst the leaf litter…. : )
Ha! Maybe it’s the waking pneumonia talking, but this is the best thing I’ve seen today.
…thank you William…(no, no!…don’t like…beware!!!!)…