Your Reality Check Is in The Post

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…local body elections coming up round this neck of the woods…

…send a prospective politician a recently used adult nappy today.

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Variation Avec Octopus

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…remove all sharp objects from your person…

…keep your legs together and your arms by your sides…

…it makes for easier swallowing.

A Variation On Someone Else’s Theme And A Startrek Reference

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…last time I saw this episode we had a black & white TV….

…so I apologise in advance if I’ve mis-coloured the tribbles.

Variation On Someone Else’s Theme

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…please tell me that no one does this in the movie.

…(go back a couple of posts for the first ‘toon in this series…yes, it is a series).

Was He Wearing A Red Wig At The Time

….we may never know…

…David Kilgour, international-dunedin-musician-man-of-mystery, was in the shop the other week to drop in some copies of the  re-released Great Unwashed Lp….

…the only copies he had left had been out to his most recent gig at Chicks Hotel…

…according to David “somebody” had spilt beer in the merch’ box and damaged these must-have artefacts….

…”somebody” then let slip that it was his good self that had perpetrated this unforgivable form of vinyl-abuse…

….how do you get top price for beer soaked goods?

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….simple, you get the perpetrator to confess in….with a Vivid marker…

…instant collectable….

…that smells of beer.

…(and, you may be wondering,  was David wearing the “compulsory” red wig whilst signing said Lps?…he is a very shy & private person, I respect that & could not possibly divulge that piece of highly personal information….

….for less than a tenner).