On The Subject Of Second Comings

…have you ever noticed…

 

…come back Elvis, all is forgiven.

Reserved Parking At the State Fair

…if you make it yourself…

…don’t use duct tape …

…it doesn’t have that air of officialness…

…and some smart ass (me) might be tempted to look underneath…

 

…and, smelling premeditated parking fraud, be forced to call in the bondage sheep…

 

 

 

…Aaaaargh!… Bondage Sheep!!….

New Mexico State Fair, Albuquerque NM…. they got bondage sheep.

Happy Easter

…but if you’re waiting for Jesus…

…he’s kinda tied up at the moment…

…watched, fascinated, as this guy walked backwards and forwards in rush hour commuter foot traffic…

…(how the hell I got him alone in the frame at that time of day is beyond me…the ped’ seas just parted, I guess)…

…me and my off-siders couldn’t figure out if he was wanting to talk about Jesus or if he was meeting him on a blind date or picking him up for a clandestine appointment or….

…or waiting for the second coming…but if he’d already met Jesus the first time , why would he need a sign?….

…Hammersmith, London, UK… even our saviour takes the tube.

Larger Than Life

…but a bit smaller than Godzilla…

 

…the paint is still wet on the Christchurch rebuild…

…in fact, most of it is still in the can…

…all complaints to be directed to the two headed monster that is allegedly in charge.

Just What You Always Wanted

…but couldn’t find for love nor money…

 

…a few doors down from my hotel in New York…

…its an Aladdin’s Cave of obscure building and plumbing bits and bobs…

…had a photo of the window display, but it was very boring… all sorts of unusual window latches and pipe joiners in neat rows…

…mmmm….obsolete fittings.

Legalised Pyramid Scheme Salespeople

 

…more two headed advice mongers…

…kinda like Amway without the fancy goods.

Somewhere over The Rainbow

…you’d think once they had found it they would have changed the name….

….before they put up the sign.

(…New Mexico… North west of Albuquerque)

More Two Headed Career Monsters

…damn… started this sentence 5 times and all I got was great  streams of vitriol with very little punctuation and more swears than normal….

…banks have never done what I’d like them to do, they smile and say they’re there to help in any way they can… but soon shut you down and take your toys when you really need a hand…

…burn the f**ckers out and keep your cash in a sock.

…ooo…there’s that vitriol again.

Budget Accommodation

…always read the reviews when booking a room on line… cos sometimes a room is just a room…

… and yes,they did charge a ladder-deposit.

 

…if my memory serves me correctly this guard post is at a major intersection in the middle of the Sinai desert ….

… it’s a good 20 minute drive to anything from here…

…but sand, being the valuable resource that it is, should be gaurded 24/7.

Happy Darling

 

…I’m speechless…

…. how about you?