A Sheep In Sheeps Clothing

…would smell as sweet…

 

…Sheeeeeeep.

Scam Postcard 6

…not a scam at all…

…more of an issue with bio-security…

 

…if your not sure what I’m on about…

…and by the way, Charles, your doing it wrong.

Scam Postcard 5

…haven’t had a holiday in 3 years, so…

 

…just enough for some milk and cereal would be great as I don’t meet the minimum criteria for  the “breakfasts-for-the-lower-decile-business-owner” scheme recently introduced by our “government”.

Scam Postcard 4

…not really a scam…

 

…more of a plea for resolution on the issue of the sheep flavoured exports to our fellow meat eaters in China.

(…in other news…it’s snowing relatively heavily for Dunedin today…was up real early to take photos, but both sets of batteries for the camera were flat…aaarrrgh!…grew up in more temperate climes, so snow is still a novelty…it only settles here every couple of winters…random…which adds to “our” excitement…)

 

(…at this point Tony abandons his blog so he can stare out the window…)

While On The Subject Of Deposits Into Accounts

 

…recently used adult nappies…

…reduce your carbon poop-print…

…todays “fossil” fouling could be tomorrows fossil fuel.

 

Scam Postcard 3

…celebrating NZ Governmentzillas near perfect run of personal detail f**k ups…

 

…if they hadn’t mishandled all that info’ so badly it could have been a nice little earner…

…coulda cleared the national debt in no time.

(…for those of you who aren’t from around here…the building loosely represented on the right of the card is the “Beehive”…an above surface 70s concrete bunker where the governmentzilla hatches his evil plans for this-part-of-the-world domination…)

Scam Postcard 2 In A Series Of

…well…in a series of scam postcards…

 

… a vague association could be construed between this “scheme” and the current goings on with “our” lamb exports to China…

…coincidentally topical, I assure you.

Scam Postcards

… I suggested yesterday that money making “schemes” for the digitally challenged could be achieved thru the postal system…

… and as it is important to start any money making venture with a full stomach, we’ll lead out with this general plea for sustenance assistance…

 

…I’m sure this will be tantamount to holding a telethon for my stomach.

Ol’ School

…got me a nicely made,retro (70s?), Dept’ of Education blackboard at the tip shop a several weeks back…

…coupla coats of blackboard paint and…

…finally affixed it to the kitchen wall on Monday…

…easier to draw on, affixed, than when it’s balanced, precariously, on the bread bin…

…mission accomplished…

…somewhere to write shopping lists or to catch ideas for cartoons as they come out of the nearby radio…

…like so…

…pretty sure I didn’t mishear him, but this was at 6.00am and I’m pretty much running on instinct at that time of the morning…

…instinct and only one cup of coffee.

Current Economic Climate

…oh woe is me…

…the desperation involved with running a small biz in these uncertain economic times…

…what I need is a “fool-proof” way to generate a living income…

…without having to up-skill or sell-ass…

…something like those marvellous e-mails I get from Nigeria…

..but not involving I.T. ability…

…I have neat hand writing…

…postcards…scam postcards…

 

…yes, with a little fine tuning, that might just work.