…without annoying bendy appendages it is so much easier to relax…
…although with hands you can wave the flies away from your nose….
… and legs could walk your sluggish ass down to the dentist every once and awhile.
… so that’s a “no” to being a seal…
Bored with a record shop. 
But it is such a cute seal! Well, except for those teeth. Those are just awful teeth.
yes…. awful teeth…. wont even get into the lack of breath mints!